Look what arrived in the mail today!
It’s from Kaht!
Let’s open it!
Oh boy oh boy!
It’s a hat!
And it sparkles!
It’s so comfy, and easy to wear!
Oh look, it comes with a card!
“Homan so I gave a bunch of hype and really it’s just SPARKLES but look at those goddamn sparkles it is glitter [scribbled out] shit that goes ON YOUR HEAD and you better rike dat. And if you hate it I will make you suck my a new one.
Happy Holidays from your secret imaginary internet girlfriend
<3 Kaht”
YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND MY HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW. I LOVE YOU, KAHT.
